Denmark releases children’s show about man with ‘world’s longest penis’

Denmark has released a brand new children’s show about a man with the world’s longest penis. Yes, 2021 is already shaping up to be another wild year.

John Dillermand is an animated series aimed at four to eight-year-olds that follows a man and his oversized ‘pee-pee’ – and his big penis often lands him into worrying situations.

In the show’s first episode, for example, John found himself floating over the European city after balloons became tied to his groin.

‘We think it’s important to be able to tell stories about bodies,’ public broadcaster DR posted on Facebook on Tuesday.

‘In the series, we recognise (young children’s) growing curiosity about their bodies and genitals, as well as embarrassment and pleasure in the body.’

The controversial show’s opening title includes the lyrics: ‘He has the world’s longest pee-pee/There’s almost nothing he can’t do with it

‘He has the world’s longest pee-pee/He swings it around, he can get a little embarrassed/He can save the world if he’s allowed.’

Unsurprisngly, John Dillermand has divided viewers, with some claiming it is inappropriate for children.

‘This is outrageous!’ one fumed on YouTube. ‘Our children shouldn’t have to witness this, we need to CANCEL this ASAP!!!’

Meanwhile, another viewer no doubt echoed the thoughts of many, and wrote: ‘I can’t believe this is real.’

The Guardian reports that DR responded to criticism of the show by saying it could just as easily have made a programme ‘about a woman with no control over her vagina’.

They added that the ‘most important thing was that children enjoyed John Dillermand.’

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